Hey Erdling

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Mein Iphone springt auf Sprachmodus.

Plötzlich  eine freundliche Apple Stimme:

Hallo Erdling, ja, entschuldigung,  ich meine hallo Peter.

Ich frage, wie kommst Du auf Erdling.

Die freundliche Stimme antwortet : Warte, ich habe Dich nicht verstanden.

Ich: Ja , warum Erdling? Wieder: ich habe dich nicht verstanden?

Dann ich: was ist ein Erdling

Kurz darauf: ich habe für Dich folgende Ergebnisse gefunden.

Erdling wird von Ausserirdischen mit etwas abfälliger Manier für die humanoiden Bewohner des Planeten Erde verwendet.

Na , da frag ich mich , wo die elektronischen Impulse meines Mobiltelephons hingegangen sind, und sogar mit einem Übersetzungsprogramm.

Da wünsche ich mir doch, daß vielleicht einem der selbstgefälligen egomanischen Politiker, von denen es auf dieser Erde ja einige gibt,

eine Stimme aus dem All sagen würde :

Erdling, was Du machst ist interstellar inakzeptabel, statt Frieden und das Beste für alle Menschenzu organisieren, bist Du gierig nach Macht, Einfluss und…

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